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from MC Hazard 2 the Status Quo - WORD by Diana Rosalind

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Never trust a man who doesn't get on with his mater
he'll either be a woman-hater or a chronic masturbator
if he says he'll ring you up just say you'll text him - later
Don't! Then take the next outgoing flight to the equator
there sitting on the sunny sands enjoy a glass of rum
be glad you didn't spend your days with a man 'oo 'ates 'is mum
it's likely that he lacks the skills required to make you cum
and probable he will expect
you'll take it up the bum!


from MC Hazard 2 the Status Quo - WORD, released December 18, 2013




Diana Rosalind New Orleans, Louisiana

After being discovered by Bobby McFerrin as a young vocal improviser in San Francisco, I spent some years writing and performing with ensembles that remain important in the history of Bay Area arts, then did time tangling with the music biz in LA & NYC, followed by a decade in Europe, recording all the while, before coming "home" to NOLA. This is a partial musical record of that journey. ... more

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